Communication

Scene: My flat, this morning, 8am.
I walk into kitchen wrapped in towel, Ignorant Kiwi is ironing a shirt.

Me - Hi
IK - Hi
Me - Shower's f*cked
IK - What's up?
Me - Hose has gone
IK - I'll do it today
Me - Ta

As you can see, the art of conversation is flourishing in South West London.